PsiMe # 21

ll... Ok I passed over a finishing line and now I'm in a desert... Which means... God damn it. That was set-up! They gave me the car just to destroy it! Bastards! Ok so desert... What do I do here? God damn this place is big... Very big... And hot... Very hot... There's something in the distance... It couldn't be a mirage could it? I've only been here an hour... Well you people out there couldn't tell that since the PsiMe doesn't give times between each comment... Well I have no better leads might as well check it out... Oh god... It wasn't a mirage... It's a graveyard... In the middle of a desert... Yeah... Oh um hello... There's someone digging graves here... I wish I could talk he doesn't seem to notice me... He's kind of creepy... Completely silent man digging in a desert graveyard wearing a gasmask. Yeah actually I think I'm going to leave now... Oh ha ha of course... There's an open grave here with my name on the stone. That's not cliche at all... I'm guessing I have to jump in to move on... Hey where'd the gas mask guy go... Someone's behind me... GAH It's her what? How? You're dead? Aren't you? Oh god she pushed me! No! Wait Come back! She's gone... I'm falling... Again...

PsiMe # 20

On the road again... Ha ha! This is awesome! Cruising down some random city street! I hope I run into that claw guy. I want to ground him into a bloody smear beneath my wheel! Oh speak of the devil! Ramming speed Sulu! How do you like me now BITCH!! OH fuck! Uhn... Ow... Motherfucker! My car! You bastard you destroyed my car! Oh... Oh shit I think I made him angry! RUN FUCKING RUN! OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD!!! Finishing line what the he-