Thursday, 5 January 2012

PsiMe # 13

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES! Hey I landed on something soft. My luck is changing. Ah... ha... ha... It's a body... A pile of bodies... More accurately my bodies... At various ages and of various ethnicities and genders... I'm not going to freak out... I am not going to freak out... I AM NOT GOING TO FREAK OUT! I am so totally going to freak out... Gah haf ntianaf jlaljgf oasg- Oh hey! That African American female version of me over there is smoking... Even if she is dead and has a gaping hole in her stomach... Wait shit everyone out there will see that! I am not a necrophiliac! Especially not with my own alternate gender self! There covered... Now how do I get out of here? Woah the ground just shook... Correction the mountain of bodies just shook... I should probably get off... Actually I probably should have gotten off a while ago. Ok I'm off and the pile is definitely rumbling... I'm scared... OH GOD!! That's... Oh god not the sexy me! Why?... All those mes... They just... They just got crushed into a singularity... Complete with bone crunching sound effects... That's going to haunt my nightmares for years. The singularity is creating a portal... Ha ha... No. Fuck you. I'm not going into a portal created by the crushed bodies of myself. Screw this test I'm not doing that! No screw you shadow thing I'm not doing that. Kill me I don't care I'm not doing that. Oh that thing has sharp claws... AHH! Ok fuck I'm going just back the fuck off! Running into the portal of myself now

1 comment:

  1. Bone crushing sound effects into a singularity... kid, lay off the drugs. I repeat, put down the pipe an step away from the gonga.