PsiMe # 15

I take back every bad thing I ever said about windows. NO WAIT I TAKE THAT BACK! OW fucking hell! Glass everywhere! Rolling! Lying on my back... Safe... Oh shit not safe! It followed me! What the hell is it!? Running! I'm in a forest! Gotta keep running! Ignore everything else focus your thoughts on running! Where is it?! Right in front of me! Dive into the bushes! Keep running! I'm going to die... What the fuck is that!! ...

PsiMe # 14

Gah my head! Memories flooding my brain! Every one of those bodies all were real... alive! They died here... I'm the last one... Oh god. I think I'm having an existential crisis... Where did all these other mes come from? How did they all get here? More importantly how did they die? Also with the time distortion effects could I potentially run into one of them before they died and possibly save them or is that set already? Gah so many questions... Damn this place... Damn this test... Damn those shadow guys and that claw thing even more! I hate it here... I should probably find out where I am now. It looks like my bedroom. Except upside down. Oh hey I'm in the bed! Wait how? I'm on the ceiling and on the bed. It's not an alternate version of me either. At least I don't think it is. I'm pretty sure that's really me. Oh shit it's er I'm waking up! OH GOD ITS EYES! That is not me! Bedroom door where are you? I need to get the fuck out of here! Gah fuck!! Ahh that hurt got to stay away from him... there has to be a way out! No door! No door!! No door!!! WINDOW!!!!

PsiMe # 13

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES! Hey I landed on something soft. My luck is changing. Ah... ha... ha... It's a body... A pile of bodies... More accurately my bodies... At various ages and of various ethnicities and genders... I'm not going to freak out... I am not going to freak out... I AM NOT GOING TO FREAK OUT! I am so totally going to freak out... Gah haf ntianaf jlaljgf oasg- Oh hey! That African American female version of me over there is smoking... Even if she is dead and has a gaping hole in her stomach... Wait shit everyone out there will see that! I am not a necrophiliac! Especially not with my own alternate gender self! There covered... Now how do I get out of here? Woah the ground just shook... Correction the mountain of bodies just shook... I should probably get off... Actually I probably should have gotten off a while ago. Ok I'm off and the pile is definitely rumbling... I'm scared... OH GOD!! That's... Oh god not the sexy me! Why?... All those mes... They just... They just got crushed into a singularity... Complete with bone crunching sound effects... That's going to haunt my nightmares for years. The singularity is creating a portal... Ha ha... No. Fuck you. I'm not going into a portal created by the crushed bodies of myself. Screw this test I'm not doing that! No screw you shadow thing I'm not doing that. Kill me I don't care I'm not doing that. Oh that thing has sharp claws... AHH! Ok fuck I'm going just back the fuck off! Running into the portal of myself now

PsiMe # 12

I'm on the beach again. I think... Oh look my breath buddy is still here. Great... I don't think I've been so terrified of one of my own natural by products since I was a baby. Ok this isn't the same beach... Except it is... I'm on the opposite side of the beach... I can see myself over there on the sand. Which makes no sense... Time distortion? Who gives a crap anymore... Ok so how to get out of here? Is it getting warmer? AGHFAHFGAHGHAJGG AKDAGKAG The sun is falling towards me! Quick the water! Cartoon physics don't fail me! Wait I remember how this GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

PsiMe # 11

Copying what you see in cartoons doesn't work unless physics have flipped the fuck out. So I'm swimming up a waterfall today. Now I'm in a cave. Not sure how I'm in a cave but I'm in a cave. It's pretty the walls are filled with gems. I'd take some out of the wall but they'd probably explode or turn out to be monster eggs. The only way to go is further into the cave. The cave is really really cold... Like I can see my breath cold... It's also full of icicles. I'm pretty sure it wasn't a few seconds ago but at this point I don't even care anymore. Hmm remember what I said about being able to see my breath? Yeah it seems to be following me in a vaguely humanoid shape... and talking. I can't hear what it's saying but it's creeping me out. Oh hey there's a light at the end of the tunnel! Oh god did I really just say that? Oh well it's probably an exit!

PsiMe # 10

Ow... I think my nose is bleeding... Gah no time for that shadows still coming through the door through the door andholyshitwhatthefuckisthatthing! Dragons do not exist. Just remember that! Dragons do not exist and they definitely don't go fishing. Especially not with fishing poles. Did it just pull a pizza out of the water? That is awesome! Wait wouldn't it be all wet and soggy and stuff? Why am I even thinking about this? Where's the exit? There is no exit... Just endless grassy fields, a dragon with a fishing rod and hat and the pizza fish pond. The sky seems to be made out of glass and in fact I can see some cracks in it. Wait I think the dragon noticed me... SHIT SHIT SHIT it did! Oh god I'm on fire! Ahh refreshing... Nice pizza fish pond... Nice pizza fish pond that's suddenly a river... Oh and of course there's a waterfall why wouldn't there be a waterfall?

PsiMe # 9

Oh god floor opening up! Falling! Oh how I missed the feeling of falling to my death. I wonder how sarcasm translates through the PsiMe thi- Woah lurching feeling not fun! O.K. nauseous now and lying flat on my back on the side of the pit I was falling down. I guess it's a tunnel now... Give me a few seconds to breathe then I'll be on my way... This tunnel is long. Wait why am I heading this direction? I could head back up I bet they won't be expecting tha- Oh god they were expecting that! More shadowy things a whole herd of them! Running away now! Wait herd is that right? Herd of shadowy things? Is there a proper term for a group of shadowy things? If there isn't do I get to come up with one? If so I think they should be called a Shade. A shade of shadowy things! Hmm if I die here that could potentially be my only contribution to the world. Portnoy Augustus the guy who came up with the name for a group of shadowy things... Why the hell am I thinking about this when I should be focused on running for my life!? Sudden door!